Here's what happens:

I’m not sure why this came to mind today, but...

Here’s what happens: the woman thinks, I’m tired of all these assholes. Why can’t I meet a nice guy?

So, she meets a nice guy. Here’s what she expects to happen: sparks, excitement, this guy is so nice and I want him.

This, however, does not happen. Here’s what could happen: she meets a nice guy and decides to go out with him to see what happens.

But that doesn’t happen either. Here’s what actually happens: the woman thinks he’s such a great, nice guy...and he’s single! How can that be? Wow, I really hope that he meets a great girl, ‘cause such a nice guy like him deserves it... Oo! look at that other guy, he’s totally hot. And...yeah, he’s an asshole, he’s selfish and mean, and, because of that, very dynamic. He definitely has my attention. I think I want him...oh yeah, I want him.