The other day I heard someone say that Monday is “swallowing awareness day”.
It's a serious thing. Of course, I immediately thought of something else. And that reminded me of a thought I had a few weeks ago: that we should have more “adult” holidays.
Here’s one:
Actually, that’s more for the whole family, for friends, for the community, for all of us to celebrate together.
But we need some adult holidays! Here are my suggestions:
—small breast appreciation day: the media seems to put a premium on large breasts, but hey, the small ones are great too; some of us really like them
—manscaping day: hey, why not? it happens, to varying degrees; let’s just put it out there in the open and talk about it, celebrate it, even
—threesome awareness day: I’m not necessarily saying threesome participation day, of course that’d certainly be an option; but this could be a day to show support to all your friends, family, co-workers, whomever, that participate in threesomes; and you never know, you may just get a life-changing invite
—maybe a “try a new position” day, or a “that thing you’ve always wanted to try” day—we could all use a day like that, right?
Oh! Hey, if we can have Mothers' Day, why not MILF-day?
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